Cosmo Sex Tip #526-After your partner orgasm proudly pump your fists into the air and yell “Steve Holt”
Tag: DISGUSTING LAUGHTER
Dorian, upon immediately fast traveling into the Emerald Graves
“We’re going to get lost aren’t we? We’re going to get lost and starve. A glorious end to the Inquisition.”
Dalish Inquisitor:
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
PLEASE EXPLAIN
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT I’VE SEEN IT SO MANY FUCKING TIMES ON MY DASH AND I’VE SCROLLED THROUGH THE NOTES TO FIND AN ANSWER BUT I NEVER FUCKING FOUND ANY AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN
the music gets me every f***ing time omg
OhMY GOD
I woke up sad today and then I saw this.
I am not sad anymore.
i’m laughing like a drain rn
(continues laughing for a long while)
HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
You can see the exact moment where it goes
“I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-”
And then it falls in.
Important things to consider with your OCs:
- How they would react upon accidentally walking into a glass door
- Their reaction to having their name spelt wrong on a Starbucks drink
- What kind of vines they would make
- Their reaction to your favourite character
- How they would play The Sims
- What their finishing move would be
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
THERE WAS A GLITCH DURING BAIT AND SWITCH AND FENRIS WAS INTRODUCED WITHOUT HIS HAIR?????? AND HAWKE LOOKED SO PUT OFF I’M PISSING

