spicyshimmy:

headcanon: after being surprised at haven, the inquisitor regularly runs post-midnight alarm drills in skyhold

it’s totally to keep everyone in skyhold safe and totally not to see dorian stumbling out of bed in mustache curlers and bull and sera without smallclothes and cassandra with her braid down and vivienne’s latest orlesian nightie and fluffy slippers and cullen’s bedhead and josie’s bedhead and leliana’s bedhead with feathers from the rookery and blackwall’s bedbeard and varric’s bedchesthair and solas’s ears crinkled from sleeping on them wrong

and then there’s cole who is still fully dressed, including his hat

and dorian reaches over, takes cole’s hat, and covers bull’s lower half with it

and everyone’s blushing and flushed and disoriented and somewhat furious at the inquisitor, but they’re alive and happy and laughing, and that’s what matters most

WHAT THE FUCK, THAT’S NOT A PHOENIX, THAT’S A FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR, PHOENIXES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND THIS IS TRYING TO EAT MY FACE, BIOWARE WHAT IS THIS SHIT, DID YOU HIRE PHIL TIPPETT OR SOMETHING

my brother, upon encountering a phoenix in the Western Approach for the first time (via defira85)

Things the Inquisitor enjoys

artsyneurotic:

Cullen stumbling over himself at her flirtations

Cullen assertively rallying his troops

Cullen’s eyes lighting up when she appears

Cullen’s strong arms cradling her gently

Cullen training shirtless

Cullen subconsciously tracing the lines of his scar as he thinks

Cullen whimpering softly under her touch

Cullen.

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calyxofawildflower:

Here, I isolated Cullen’s dorky laugh for you.