treat yourself the same way alistair theirin would treat you
HE FUCKING DUMPED ME FOR BEING AN ELF
treat yourself the same way merrill would treat you
she dumped me for a mirror 😦
treat urself the same way oghren treats himself to beer
That’s better!
Treat yourself like an archdemon. Know that you are an old god. Refuse to suffer your burial in silence. Call on an army of helpers to unearth your radiance, and then, unleash hell.
Tag: Dragon Age
Commander Cullen.
beach day
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/whatwouldvexahliado/102418569904/tumblr_n56bbu3GPO1qkvcv8?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://whatwouldvexahliado.tumblr.com/post/102418569904/audio_player_iframe/whatwouldvexahliado/tumblr_n56bbu3GPO1qkvcv8?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fwhatwouldvexahliado%2F102418569904%2Ftumblr_n56bbu3GPO1qkvcv8
“I’m Not Calling You a Liar (Dragon Age II: Varric’s Theme)” by Florence + The Machine for Dragon Age II (2011)
This rendition breaks my heart.
“guess who?”
ahhh
You stop that sir
Oh, Alistair…
#WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER
Its like they were talking shit about you before you walked up.
hey natie you’ve been down for a while so i wanted to draw you a lil thing because royal bastards make everything a lil better
making morrigan heterosexual was a crime against the universe and im still not over it
