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Tag: Dragon Age
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I’M AT WORK AND I’M TRYING SO VERY HARD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE OH MY GOD
the trespasser dlc happens and solas tells the inquisitor who he is
the inquisitor sits down, eyes wide and whispers, ‘so YOU were the dog companion……’
‘Restraint’
Tuggin’ the Commander away from his duties to attend to a more… pressing issue. Poor guy couldn’t even get his pants off before getting pulled away. Damn right you’d better bring that fur cloak with you, Ser Rutherford.
Hurray for a peek at Cullen in his smalls! Also, wavy golden locks of hair forever… and ever. *cough*
this DLC is literally everything i have been hoping for okay literally. i am beside myself with excitement and shaking lmfao
- female inquisitor-led trailer ✓
- eluvians? ✓
- qunari. female qunari. qunari attacking/invasion ✓✓✓ CHECK
- time passing ✓ – gryff must be 30 by now then i think?
- BUT COMPANIONS STILL THERE / reassembled ✓ (my son ✽ ✾ ✿ )
- the inquisition a towering power ✓
- but some groups/people resent or worry about this power ✓ (hell yes, Gryff is essentially a war lord after all- there absolutely should be people who dislike this fact)
- CONSEQUENCES OF THE FADE-MARK ✓
- ANGRY INQUISITOR ✓ (give me all the gryff-esque lines BioWare yeaaaa eats popcorn)
- the sentinels?? / ancient elves?? ✓ ??
- W O L F H U N T ✓ i am not at all worried about ‘how it will turn out for solavellan or how bioware are handling the romance aspects’ etc – from the little flash we see in the trailer he’s 100% how he should be and his key plothooks are shining (personal opinion)
- return of the red nutcracker formal attire LOL ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
modern au doodles
DA:I Trespasser DLC Official Trailer
Reunite your team
Stop the Qunari threat
Define your legacy
NEW CLOTHES NEW CLOTHES NEW CLOTHES
I’M SO EXCITE
Look at what has been added to Zevran’s entry on the wiki
“Indeed, according to David Gaider, Zevran finds himself quite surprised by a stable romantic relationship with the Warden. Though his reputation as a laughing lover is not undeserved, Zevran had–until meeting the Warden–assumed his life would consist only of “shallow encounters and jobs to be completed,” and that he himself was undeserving and in fact incapable of love.[2] A blooming romance with the Warden forces Zevran to confront and admit his own deep feelings. As much as the Warden benefits from Zevran’s company, it is fair to say as well that their love is literally life-changing for the assassin.“
(Source here)