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Tag: Dragon Age
Since the release of Dragon Age: Inquisition is fast approaching,
and I just reached 200 followers, I thought I’d do a little giveaway!I’ll be giving away one physical copy of Dragon Age: Inquisition Deluxe Edition for any console or PC.
The copy will be pre-ordered from GameStop, and either sent to your address, or you can choose to pick it up on the day of the release. If you don’t have GameStop where you live, or your region won’t allow for online purchase, a standard copy from Amazon will be provided instead.
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Some rules:
- You must reblog this post to participate, but liking the post counts as a second entry.
- Anyone can participate, and you do not need to follow me.
- You must be willing to give up your name and address to receive your physical copy of the game. This info will only be used for the giveaway, and not be shared with anyone in any way.
- Your ask/fanmail must be open so I can contact you.
- No giveaway blogs.
- If you’re only signal boosting, pleas tag it as such so I know you’re not participating c:
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The giveaway ends on October 31st, and a winner will be randomly picked out by a number generator.
Good luck!
I haven’t seen a da2 one yet so
Wow
Dragon Age 2: Battle sounds [complete]
I just listened to this whole thing and laughed freakin’ hysterically. I can never seem to pick these out when I’m actually in combat, but they are GOLDEN.
Observations:
Fenris only freaks out when Hawke’s down.
No one can quite believe it whenever Aveline’s down.
Carver’s an insecure brat, until Hawke’s down, then he’s all vengeful fury.
Sebastian switches between Brother and Rascally Prince even in battle.
I feel like the entirety of Dragon Age: Origins is one big “Oh yeah, and there’s another downfall to being a Warden.”
i cheated
finally finished this anonymous request
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/whatwouldvexahliado/92405421839/tumblr_n8gkt1Xo8h1qd5lw2?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://whatwouldvexahliado.tumblr.com/post/92405421839/audio_player_iframe/whatwouldvexahliado/tumblr_n8gkt1Xo8h1qd5lw2?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fwhatwouldvexahliado%2F92405421839%2Ftumblr_n8gkt1Xo8h1qd5lw2
One would have to be blind not to realise how very pretty we all are and how important that is to preserve.
Zevran, Shale & Morrigan/Leliana/Alistair/Wynne banterOH MY GOD. Alistair, baby sweetness, not those kinds of borders. How have I not heard this banter before? XD
zevran, braids undone, long fingers combing through his hair
alistair running both hands through his short hair in exasperation
fenris pushing his hair back from his forehead
anders sliding his fingers through his hair as he ties it back
sebastian mussing his own hair up after a long day of combat
male characters running their hands through their hair (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Challenge accepted! (+ bonus)
Lady Aeducan vs the Patriarchy
Orzammar is really fucking sexist.
Why? Well, allow Lady Aeducan (star of one of the best origins) to demonstrate.
First, we’ve got Harrowmont really hoping that the provings help our lady Aeducan find herself a man. Thing is, she already has a man she is more than satisfied with. The only problem? He’s of a lower caste and while it’s totes cool for the dudes to have casteless concubines… try and go public with your Warrior caste lover and…
Yeah. Fuck that shit. Then, she leaves the palace and you’ve got some asshole who’s all…
Interesting? Fuck you, she earned this. Then, seeing that she’s probably annoyed, he tries to fix it with this gem.
Someone just got put on the “assassinate but make it look like an accident” list for the day.
Then, she decides to check the silk merchant out and when she asks about why he thinks she might be interested, he’s all…
She’s cool with silk, but seriously dude. SERIOUSLY.
Later on, even Gorim (who is otherwise a pretty cool guy) had this shit to say about the exploitation of Noble Hunters.
No Gorim. Just… No. If you’re not careful, you are getting none of that glory from your lady tonight.
Fast-forward to the provings where she fights Adal Helmi in one of the rounds (who is an A+ woman ok). After this fight, the proving master is all…
Not many female warriors. I wonder why (oh no wait I don’t). And then if you’re a dude, you’ve got a chance to be offended at fighting a lady, and if you beat her the proving master is all “GOOD FOR YOU BRO SHOWING THAT WOMAN HER PLACE” which makes me want to punch Lord Aeducan in the face, along with the Proving master.
And to top it all off, we’ve got this fucker (not pictured).
Needless to say, this guy lost his head faster than you can say “the shield’s a metaphor, it’s in all of us”.
So, to conclude?
Fuck Orzammar’s bullshit system. Dwarven ladies of the world, unite.
not that cup
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