Aries: wants to fight everything
Taurus: mom friend who eats a lot
Gemini: smart and a lil evil
Cancer: crybaby
Leo: actually emperor kuzco
Virgo: way kinkier than the name implies
Libra: always in love
Scorpio: evil but everyone want to fuck them
Sagittarius: the coolest bro
Capricorn: stays in their lane but gets shit done
Aquarius: antisocial hippie
Pisces: total sweetheart