ask-gallows-callibrator:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

THEY SAID “GETTING FISTED RIGHT NOW” AND ALL THE OTHER PERSON COULD THINK OF WAS HOMO HOT LIPS 
DUDE

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/whatwouldvexahliado/61224088635/tumblr_mqx6y9SGHT1rxukuo?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://whatwouldvexahliado.tumblr.com/post/61224088635/audio_player_iframe/whatwouldvexahliado/tumblr_mqx6y9SGHT1rxukuo?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fwhatwouldvexahliado%2F61224088635%2Ftumblr_mqx6y9SGHT1rxukuo

princeofthelight:

chajuya:

thelittlebigadventure:

[clicks ‘publish’ and whispers a million sorries into the abyss]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

OMFG