Baby Jesus is a chicken wing
Explain
Tender and mild
FUCK
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“Genji don’t embarrass me in front of my friends”
“What friends, Hanzo?”
“I will throw your ass in the meat grinder a second time, don’t test me.”
A reminder that Steve’s first instinct was to defend, not attack.
Even when he doesn’t have a shield, he literally makes one.
I mean you’re not wrong…
I’m firmly convinced the Steve categorizes everything he sees as “can be shield” or “cannot be shield”.
in fact, I’m going to go ahead and headcanon that he keeps a list of things he’s tried using as a shield and whether or not they’ve worked out:
Tony is canonically a blunt instrument anyway.
Tony: CAROL NO
Carol: CAROL YES
SHES ESXAPING
thank you so much for this
goodbye peridot
hey anon
what do you call a fake noodle?
A impasta
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2000 notes on this hahah wow Its always the one shots haha
either iron bull gets bigger or my lavellan gets smaller every time i draw them. or both. it’s ridiculous.
this is my favourite poem ever
MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE





