ugly:
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
what
Guardians of the Galaxy
Tag: HA
this will never get old
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
IM OFFENDED
Don’t you mean….
OFFANDED?
I FUCKED UP
this is funny
like really, really funny
My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.
i don’t get it…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
when none of ur internet friends are online
timezoned again
clockblocked
FUCK
My Favorite Mass Effect Moments, In No Particular Order
↳ Shepard’s Krogan Fanboy
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
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