shawarma-palace:

lifeisjustsodamnhard:

kalimadevi:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

missivesfromghosts:

xierust:

missivesfromghosts:

xierust:

missivesfromghosts:

babeland:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

For context. Here is the antique rocking chair dildo

Antique rocking chair dildo! I’m continually impressed by human ingenuity.

#tbt

wow

Sex furniture is a wonderful thing.

Here’s something fun:

Back when he was a prince, Kind Edward VII had to have a special chair made for sex because he was a big guy who preferred big women and regular furniture just wasn’t enough.

even more amazing. Although I’m struggling to figure out how it all works. It’s clear the woman goes on that top part on her back but what’s with those foot things on the bottom portion? and why the elaborate bottom shape anyway? It seems like it must have a purpose but I don’t know what?

I forgot to include this diagram!

THE HAT I’M CHOKING

well fuck

neeneeg25 reetest1975 Just gonna leave this here.

Is that knob on the rocking dildo what I think it’s for? For the ass? A anal knob? Oh god.

why. is there. a riding. helmet. hanging on it.