shitlockedholmes:

THE MOST

HEARTBREAKINGLY AWESOME

LOVE STORY

IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES

LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE

SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”

AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY

Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.