*Got one of her future brother in laws a gift card for a clothing store*
*Writes “Don’t spend it all in one place! … Wait…”*
*Thinks she’s hilarious*
Tag: I like to think I’m funny
My sister, a furture brother in law and I are sitting in Smitty’s talking about past summer camps
Sister: One summer dance at camp, the guys fucked up their room inspection so bad they weren’t allowed to go to the dance. It was almost all girls.
Future brother-in-law: So it was a… Okay, when it’s a bunch of dudes, it’s called a sausage fest, but what’s it called with it’s the opposite?
Me: [without skipping a beat] A Clam bake.
Sister: Oh my god
Future Brother in law: [can hardly breathe]
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