The Signs as Polish Swear Words

Aries: Nie pierdol, bambusie jebany (Literally: Don’t fuck, you fucking bamboo. Meaning: Don’t talk bullshit.)
Taurus: W pizdę jeża! (Literally: For hedgehog’s pussy! Meaning: For fuck’s sake!)
Gemini: Piździ jak skurwysyn (literally: It CUNTs as son of a whore. Meaning: It’s cold as shit.)
Cancer: Pierdolnę mu z kolanka w ryj (literally: I’ll fuck him with knee into snout. Meaning: I’ll kick him in the face)
Leo: Jesteś miękkim chujem robiony (literally: You’re made of soft dick. Meaning: You’re wishy-washy.)
Virgo: Wypierdalaj, ty skurwielu jebany, bo jak ci przypierdolę to kurwa wyjebiesz w drzewo, że ci chuj odpadnie! (literally: Fuck off, you fucking fucker because when I’ll fuck you then you’ll fucking fuck into a tree and your dick will fall off. Meaning: Fuck off.)
Libra: Chyba żeś się z chujem na głowy pozamieniał (literally: You’ve swapped heads with your own dick. Meaning: You’re crazy.)
Scorpio: Wyglądasz jakby ci ojciec zaorał ryj kutasem, ty spróchniały szczochu (literally: You look like your father has ploughed your snout with a dick, you rotted piss. Meaning: You’re ugly.)
Sagittarius: Tarzaj banana, zapiździały zmazie nocny nietoperza (Roll a banana, you CUNTed wet dream of a bat. Meaning: Fuck off.)
Capricorn: Zrobię ci z dupy szafkę na buty, ty wielbłądzi naplecie utarzany w piasku (I’ll make a foot locker out of your ass, you camel’s foreskin rolled in sand. Meaning: I’ll kill you.)
Aquarius: Ja pierdole, czego kurwa do chuja wafla, ty jebany skurwielu? (Literally: Fuck, for dick’s waffle, what the fuck do you want, you fucking fucker? Meaning: What the fuck do you want?)
Pisces: Nima chuja we wsi! (literally: There’s no dick in the village! Meaning: It’s impossible.)