itskeithkogayne:

veronica: wow lance you sure got tall

keith: oh no

lance: well—

keith: no

lance: they tried to put me on the cover of vogue—

keith: n o

lance: but my legs were toooooooo long

keith: NO

lance, singing: i’m LEGendary all legs no dairy

keith: STOP

lance, aggressively: i’m LEGendary all legs no dairy

keith: STOPSPNFJAJS

pidge&hunk, harmonizing: legs! legs!

lance, strutting: what’s on the menu?

keith: w h y

shiro&allura, harmonizing: legs! legs!

lance, posing: what’s on the menu?

keith: i crave death

coran&matt, harmonizing: legs! legs!

lance, seductively: what’s on the menu?

keith: kill me

veronica: clap clap clap clap

lance, doing the splits: LEGS

keith, flinging his knife in a random direction: OWNDOWNDKWNDKANDHSJ