fuckyeahdiomedes:

obfuscobble:

thebsdboys:

kbearluna:

pompadicks:

This book is 227 pages. 227 pages of nothing but puns.

This is too much power for one person to have

I need this.

my high school principal had this book, and used it to great and terrible effect every assembly. one day, i stole it. hid it away. i thought i had gotten away with it, that nobody had seen me come or go, but the next time i passed by his office he called my name. i stopped. he stopped. he reached into a drawer of his desk and pulled out a second copy

THIS MAN WAS TOO POWERFUL.