So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????
It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????
What the fuck??????
Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓
Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.
It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)
Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.
Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.
If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.
As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. 🙂
Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good
This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?
As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.
This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.
Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.
And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!
Reblogging to save my own life and maybe yours too.
@deadcatwithaflamethrower for when you get migraines that are not allergy-related?
I use all of these tricks already, and they truly do help. Just not long-term for me–I get visual migraines that seem to be based on the fact that I am a double-blue-coned person living in a tri-cone person’s world, i.e. staring at monitors definitely not built for that. After a while my eyes just get fed up, even with professional photography-level calibration done to the screen.
(My tension headaches are because I will fuck up my ENTIRE BACK due to old childhood habits of tensing all the way up because my ex-mother made life…stressful. I can soothe them with the T4 spot but unless the other tension is addressed it’ll flare back up later that day.)
All of the sinus tricks listed above do help. Here’s an extra:
SINUS HEADACHE SUFFERS! Boil water. Pour said water into a bowl that is large enough to hold the water, and that you can put your whole face over it. Add 2 bags of chamomile, 2 bags of blackberry, and 2 bags of mint tea. Toss a towl over your head and lean over the bowl (make sure you’re leaning so your head is tilted down and forward, like your chin is trying to rest on your chest). You are now in the process of steam-cleaning your sinuses, and @jabberwockypie will angrily confirm for anyone who asks that yes, this method does indeed work.
If you do chamomile by itself (if you’re not allergic to ragweed anyway) it’ll help to open/clean your pores.
Tag: long post
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty 🙂 🙂 🙂 Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk 🙂 🙂 You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
ONLY
👏FAIRIES
👏CAN
👏MAKE
👏FAIRY
👏RINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads
Support veelas who seduce random townspeople
Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers
STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!
friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.
destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains
some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull
some zombies can’t digest them
some zombies just don’t like the taste
all of these zombies are STILL VALID
DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON
This post gets worse every time I see it
OhmyGOD
LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE
ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.
STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS
stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system
demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!
Repeat after me kids: Kelpies do. not. have to look like horses to still be Kelpies. Kelpies who take non-equine forms are JUST AS VALID as the Kelpies who take equine forms. Stop Kelpie purism and erasure.
Friendly reminder that Wendigos are possessed by cannibalistic spirits and can’t actually help their cravings.
Stop judging Wendigos for something they can’t control!
Don’t date underage elves! Human years and elf years are not the same!
Stop the pedophilia!
Support tieflings with horns. Support tieflings without horns. Support tieflings with tails. Support tieflings without tails.
Support tieflings.
This gets longer and better every time I see it
When I first reblogged this it had 3 additions to it and now… How far we’ve come
DO NOT stereotype Western dragons for kidnapping damsels and hoarding treasure!! The treasure is for making DEALS, and we DON’T all kidnap maidens.
Okay?
Have I made myself clear?
DO NOT STEREOTYPE WESTERN DRAGONS, WE DO NOT ALL KIDNAP HUMANS AND EAT THEM. VEGETARIAN DRAGONS EXIST, AND IN MY OPINION SHEEP TASTE BETTER THAN HUMANS.
Your campaign is modern fantasy and this.
please no
Not all Sirens sing enchanting songs, stop saying Sirens that don’t sing aren’t valid!
more stuff about the signs
aries
- they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
- too smart
- they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
- one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
- cry baby
- they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
- somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
- sexually frustrated 24/7
- they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
- they move their hands a lot when talking
- they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds
taurus
- on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
- they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
- they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
- they could kill you if you hurt an animal
- a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
- they care too much about people they love
- they cheat on board games
- very good friends
- too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
- they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
- stubborn
- they don’t let people go completely
- their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day
gemini
- emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
- they know a lot of useful shit
- but they don’t know what sleep means
- being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
- narcissistic af
- they’re never wrong
- they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
- incomprehensible love for snacks
- misunderstood
- they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
- they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
- they lie to themselves
- sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
- very insecure
- random happiness/sadness attacks
- their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
- innocent without wanting to be
- they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time
cancer
- they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
- they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
- drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
- they can be too selfish
- unpredictable af
- leave me alone, but give me attention
- their cellphone is part of their body
- their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
- they victimize themselves a lot
- they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
- that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
- they care a lot about what other people think
- they plat a lot with their hands and lips
- the most adorable people when they’re not angry
- children loves them
- they can tranquilize people quickly
- misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them
leo
- very sharp ideas/way of thinking
- high moral
- they need constant acceptance/validation
- if you do them one you pay ten
- always reading your intentions
- they tend to joke about other people insecurities
- they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
- despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
- they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
- insecure af
- a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
- they wink a lot
- will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)
virgo
- they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
- public nerds
- the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
- they read weird things
- super committed and and helpful
- they get angry when things are not done in their way
- they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
- they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
- they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
- their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
- they do this face a lot >
😏
libra
- they’re always in love
- they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
- super emotional
- they probably don’t know what is happening right now
- they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
- a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
- they have good intentions
- creative
- they blush easily
- they have a hard time saying no
- they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
- they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting
scorpio
- they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
- dark mind, bright personality
- they have secret hobbies
- they crave love
- talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
- they get easily offended
- scary when angry
- protective with people they love
- they hate being ignored
- random laugh attacks
- they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
- they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
- they easily connect with music
sagittarius
- ready to disappear in any moment
- they have watched every. movie. on netflix
- using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
- 34 hour-long naps
- they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
- they have a hard time when apologizing
- they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
- would yell at strangers if needed
- intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
- they tend to be sad before sleeping
- this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
- very competitive, but never satisfied
capricorn
- superiority complex
- more party souls than you could imagine
- they just want you to shut the fuck up
- they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
- able to intimidate people for good or for bad
- they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
- they keep their cool in the craziest situations
- have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
- can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
- always have backup plans
- physical appearance is important
- always have weird obsessions
- they play a lot with their feet
- they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it
aquarius
- they disappear with no reason
- cuter than you
- they get confused when choosing between good and bad
- everything is overrated for them
- they’re addiced to memes
- feelings out of control
- they’re the special snowflakes
- cannabis 23/7
- they will know if you lie
- they lose their shit often
- they think and feel more than they show
- rebels
- the smartest ones
pisces
- they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
- they like music more than they like you
- they like attention but not too much
- will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
- can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
- fake friendliness (sometimes)
- too weird but in a sweet way
- super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
- they overwhelm your mind
- big heart, even bigger imagination
- confused af
- if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned
translated from x
Dorian Location Comments
Emprise Du Lion
- Mountains. Cold. “Let’s bring Dorian!”
- Treacherous ground here. I’m picturing myself bumping all the way down a mountain.
- At least the walk back will be easier than the walk up.
- Not the most idyllic mountainside, is it?
- Reminds me of the High Reaches, but with more snow.
Fallow Mire
- Let me guess: the locals claim this place is haunted.
- Reminds me of the Donarks, actually. Just much, much colder.
- Fields of mud. Ugh.
- What do they call this? A “bog”? Lovely word.
- The Veil’s thin here, demons seeping into every corpse and tree they can.
Storm Coast
- (Breathes deep.) Finally, some humidity.
- Bloody Waking Sea. Never been more sick than when I crossed that. Of course, it might have been the bottle of grappa I was nursing. The sea and I don’t mix well.
- Footing’s rather slick around here.
- The “Storm Coast”? You southerners think of cheery names for these places, don’t you?
Crestwood
- Is everywhere in Ferelden so… moist?
- There’s a lake like this one near my family’s estates. Fewer demons.
- Quaint area. Fereldans live a bit like barbarians, don’t they?
- (Shudders.) Now I see why they wear so much fur.
- Let’s be watchful. I understand this country’s full of dogs.
Emerald Graves
- What a lovely forest. Kind of makes you want to retch, yes?
- I’m not made for the wilderness. I’m more taverns and big cities.
- Wild animals everywhere. Don’t these people hunt?
- We’re going to get lost and starve to death, aren’t we. A glorious end for the Inquisition.
- Why “Emerald Graves”? What graves? Did they bury people here?
Hinterlands
- The Fereldan heartland. It’s a brave new world, Dorian Pavus.
- Does the cold not bother any of you? Truly?
- Odd that the Fereldans would invite the rebel mages into their country. They had to know it would bring the fighting here.
- The mage rebellion has turned this place upside down, hasn’t it?
- I camped in these hills for two weeks when I got here. Me, camping!
Hissing Wastes
- Lively for a wasteland, I’ll give it that.
- It’s freezing! Why is a desert freezing?
- Dwarven ruins on the surface. That must be a year’s worth of arguments for the scholars.
- I think I’m drying out from the inside.
- At least Corypheus’s followers are suffering with us.
- Does that noise ever stop?
Cassandra: Please don’t keep mentioning it.
Blackwall: It didn’t the last nine times you asked.
“Persistence is its own reward.” That’s a Tevinter proverb.
Bull: Well, it’s sand blowing on sand in a place full of wind and sand.
Thank you. That makes so much more sense now.Forbidden Oasis
- I read somewhere you can sink into sand. Just… whoop! Down you go.
- In Ancient Tevinter, they called this place Vina Hadalus. It means “the downy hairs upon your ass.”
[That’s an odd name.] Really? Who named it that?
Someone who liked staring at asses. You know how magisters are.
[It’s more sandy than downy.] You’d think it would be “the itchy sand down your trousers.”
I suppose the ancients weren’t all that clever.
[That’s a lie.] It does not mean that.
True, but look around. It couldn’t mean something much better.
- Do they have sand worms here? Giant sand worms? No?
Exalted Plains
- It figures that most of the fighting happened here and not in Orlais proper.
- Before the elves were given this land, I understand it was mostly forest. You can hardly tell.
- How many battles have been fought on these plains over the ages?
- I wonder how different this land looked back when the elves had it.
- “Exalted Plains.” Named to honor the “great” victory of Orlais over the elves.
Val Royeaux
- So this is the heart of mighty Orlais?
- At least we’re in a city. I’m tempted to find a tavern. Perhaps all of them.
- So many masks. What a bizarre custom.
- It’s not as austere as Tevinter cities. Not nearly as many dragon statues. Such garish colors. And where are the ruins? Minrathous is full of ruins.
- We need to find some proper wine while we’re here. I’m rather desperate.
Western Approach
- So this is where the Second Blight began. Seven hundred years later, and it still hasn’t recovered.
- They say the Abyssal Rift goes all the way down to the Deep Roads. I’m tempted to throw something down there to test it out.
- (Coughs.) The wind is a bit… sandy, isn’t it?
- They say the Silent Plains are corrupted like this. Never been.
- I thought deserts were supposed to be hot.
Happy Birthday to Kat Dennings!
(June 13, 1986)
I was tagged by my ex, fensden
Rules: once
you’ve been tagged, you’re supposed to write a post with 92 truths
about yourself. at the end you have to tag 25 people (plus the person
who tagged you)
what was your..
– last drink?: water tbh
– last phone call?: My sister
– last text message?: Asking my sister how her bake sale went
– last song you listened to?: Panama by Van Halen
– last time you cried?: 2 days ago I think
have you ever..
– dated someone twice?: No. But gave someone like 2 extra chances
– been cheated on?: Yes. Still hurts tbh
– kissed someone and regretted it?: No. But been kissed an been blamed for it.
– lost someone special?: Yes.
– been depressed?: Still am.
– been drunk and thrown up?: YEP. Then went right back to drinking.
– list 3 favourite colours: Pink, Black and blue
in the last year, have you..
– made a new friend?: YES ;u;
– fallen out of love?: Been severely hurt by it, but painfully still have those feelings
– laughed until you cried?: yeah
– met someone who changed you?: No.
– found who your true friends are?: Yes.
– found out someone was talking about you?: YEP
– kissed anyone on your facebook list?: Yes.
general
– how many people from your facebook list do you know in real life?: I know quite a few of them irl tbh
– do you have any pets?: I use to, but no.
– do you want to change your name?: No.
– what did you do for your last birthday party?: I was working, and the day after the ex and I broke up =/ Wasn’t exactly a great way to start off being 25
– what time did you wake up today?: 9:45~
– what were you doing last night at midnight?: started watching Sense8
– name something you cannot wait for: payday tbh
– last time you saw your mum: 8 years.
– what is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: too many things to pick from, so idk
– what are you listening to right now?: Move Over by Spice Girls
– have you ever talked to a person named tom?: Yes
– what’s getting on your nerves right now?: a lot of things tbh
– blood type: idk
– nicknames: Moe, Moogs, Moogie, M
– relationship status: Dre and I are an item
– zodiac sign: Virgo
– pronouns: She/Her/Your highness [you laugh, but I’ll legit respond to Princess bc I am royal af and growing up I was almost always ‘princess’. Even when they are saying it to be a dick, I recognize]
– favourite TV shows: TOO MANY TO LIST TBH
– high school: It was a shit ton better than middle school
– college: It’s so expensive, but I’m planning on it
– hair colour: Dark blonde with light blonde ombre
– long or short: SO DAMN LONG
– height: 5′2 and a half”
– do you have a crush on someone?: Kinda?
– what do you like about yourself?: lbr, I love my hair and my boobs
– right or left handed?: right handed.
– first surgery: getting my apendix removed in middle school
– piercings: left ear: 1 cartilage, 1 lobe, Right ear: 2 cartilage, 1 lobe
– first best friend: I think her name was Jessica?
– first sports you joined: Soccer. There was always a team on the base that I could join
– first vacation: I think it was our trip to the middle east for Christmas when my dad was posted there?
– first pair of trainers: I… I don’t know?
right now
– eating: BLUEBERRY MUFFIN
– drinking: Water
– i’m about to: play some pokemon or something
– listening to: It’s still Spice Girls
want
– kids?: Maybe?
– to get married?: possibly
– a career?: Been wanting to be a massage/physio therapist since I was a kid so…
which is better
– lips or eyes?: Eyes
– hugs or kisses?: both tbh
– shorter or taller?: just about everyone is taller than me
– older or younger: idk
– romantic or spontaneous?: spontaneous and romantic tbh
– nose, stomach or nice arms?: idc tbh
– sensitive or loud?: not sure
– hookup or relationship?: relationship. Always.
– troublemaker or hesitant?: hesitant?
have you ever..
– kissed a stranger?: no
– drank hard liquor?: Yep
– lost glasses/contact lenses?: yes.
– had sex on the first date?: Kinda? It wasn’t the first time meeting him, but it was the first time he was over.
– broken someone’s heart?: I don’t think so?
– turned someone down: I think so, yeah
– cried when someone died?: yes.
– fallen for a friend?: Yes.
do you believe in..
– yourself?: Not really
– miracles?: Sometimes
– love at first sight?: Yes.
– heaven?: I… I hope so.
– santa claus?: No.
– kiss at first date?: Depends?
– angels?: yeah
Normally this would be the place where I tag people, but tbh I’m not feeling up to it rn, so you can go ahead and do this if you want.
Oh, for fuck’s sake!i think this scene offers a precious little peek into Cullen’s naughty nature, a facet which is—for whatever reason—gleaned over in his romance. Some writers tend to paint the man as some priggish virgin, but this demonstrates he’s accepting, if not amused by bawdiness.
I don’t know about gleaned over. The man does take you on top of his desk in a room with 3 unlocked doors and guards that seem to have no issue barging in. Or the very least gives zero cares over the fact there are also guards right outside his doors that can hear everything—maybe that’s why he isn’t worried about the doors being unlocked. Everyone can already hear what’s going on in there.
It’s probably pretty hard to live in Templar barracks for fifteen years without overhearing your colleagues. Not to mention mages who aren’t nearly as discreet as they think they are.
So maybe being loud isn’t a big deal for him.
I think you can argue that Cullen’s not priggish about sex so much as he’s concerned about being appropriate. He runs away from Amell/Surana because it would be wrong to get involved with her, and he stumbles over what to call the employees of the Blooming Rose because he can’t come up with a polite word for them (the term ”sex workers” presumably not being a thing in Thedas society).
If he’s repressed it’s because he’s kind of a loner. He worries a lot about whether his attentions are wanted and the Inquisitor is serious about him. Once he gets over his personal hurdles his, uh, directness shows that he’s probably give sex a fair amount of thought.
This exactly. Any unsureness he shows comes entirely from not being sure if his affections are wanted or returned. He’s not a blushing virgin…he’s just highly respectful, and fairly obviously doesn’t want anything with the Inquisitor to be just a fling. But once he knows that you do want him, and that you want it to be something that lasts, he’s kissing you senseless on the ramparts (with guards walking past, presumably pretending not to see anything) and making sweet filthy love to you right there on his desk.
On a related note, can you imagine the guards outside the tower?
“I have some reports for the Commander…” (Listens) “Um…is he…is that the Inquisitor moaning in there?”
(Tower guard) “Yeeep. You might want to hold off on delivering those for twenty minutes or so.” (More listening) “Maybe an hour.”
“Yeah. Good call. I don’t want to end up posted to the Hissing Wastes. Who won the pool, then?”
“Hicks and Rawlins. He had the day and she said the desk. Bastards. I was sure it would be the War Table.”
“Yeah, me too…”
(muffled screaming of Cullen’s name)
“…anyway, we still on for Diamondback after duty tonight?”
“Of course.”
What’s even better is how the gossip must travel to the camps below the keep.
By the time the rank and file hear about the Commander and the Inquisitor, the rumour is that they had a marathon night of passion that resulted in two fade rifts opening and fourteen separate temptations by desire demons.
This. This so much. I’m dying….
I’m not sure how the FUCK I missed this, but THIS. EVERY SINGLE BIT OF THIS. IT IS GOLDEN COMMENTARY. Cullen’s a private person, respectable, wants consent, does have a sense of humor, and I want a comic with the above dialogue XD
Thank the Maker for this. So sick of virginal/prude/whathave you Cullen fanon
Hidden Sides of MBTI Types
ESFJ: While they are usually kind-hearted and well-intended, they’re often not warm and fuzzy. This is because they often try to love people before they learn to like them. They are the biggest nerds out of all the ESxx types, often gravitating towards Enlightenment Era ideals. They also make great pranksters, because they are clever and love to get reactions from people.
ISFJ: They’re a lot more laid back than most profiles will have you believe (because ALL SJs MUST HAVE THEIR NOSES TO THE GRINDSTONE 24/7 pssh yeah right). Yes, they take what they do very seriously, but they need an awful lot of downtime because they are highly sensitive to sensory and social input. They may have a tendency to give up on things they should persist on, and persist in things they should give up. They are more open-minded than they seem – while they are extremely cautious with strangers, they are usually willing to learn to understand others as they get to know them, regardless of their differences. They are also the most fantasy-prone of any Sensing type, with a love for lore and literary analysis – it is a way for them to keep in touch with traditions.
ESTJ: Most of them aren’t actually self-righteous. If they are, it’s only toward their family members – this is mostly out of insecurity rather than a firm belief that they have made all the right choices. When faced with someone close to them making different choices than they did, they worry that perhaps they themselves should have taken a different route in life. Out of the SJ types, they are probably the worst at teamwork.
ISTJ: Sillier, softer, and stranger than any profile would dare to mention, and often more so than they themselves are aware of. They become so firmly set in their habits that they often fail to realize how idiosyncratic some of them are. They are quite vulnerable and can become depressed and anxious when they are faced with a difficult decision, more so than other types. This is because of their strong sense of accountability. They can also have a knack for puns and poignant descriptions, though most would never peg this type as “poetic.”
ENTP: The main reason they appear “non-committal” is because they are often, in actuality, extremely committed to someone or something that prevents them from pursuing new possibilities far enough or for long enough to gain anything from them. Imagine a fish that struggles to swim off in a variety of directions only to be reeled back in again and again, not even realizing that it’s attached to a hook. They are probably the least self-aware of all iNtuitive types. Contrary to popular belief, they are not reckless. They may participate in reckless activities, but they are extremely cautious while doing so.
INTP: They care a great deal about what other people think of them and theirs – the “socially awkward” stereotype comes from over-thinking the situation, rather than under-thinking it. They are not wishy-washy, they are just extremely skilled at picking their battles. They can argue a lot for its own sake, but it wears them out more than they let on. Out of all the NTs, they are probably the best team players. They may pretend not to care about gossip or “sap”, but they often secretly find these things irresistible.
ENTJ: They are usually not Machiavellian. Their strong sense of individualism often extends to others (which makes them respectful of others’ uniqueness), and they use their brave and outspoken nature to amplify others’ voices who may be going unheard. They are often the “bully’s bully” – if they see someone picking on someone who’s in no place to fight back, you can bet they will not hesitate to put that person in their place. They may seem tireless and unsinkable, but when they fail to meet their own standards, they often need to temporarily withdraw from their endeavor in order to regroup.
INTJ: They value free will fiercely, but they aren’t stubborn. If they learn the value of something they previously resisted, they can do a complete 180. Because of their tendency to analyze things for extended periods of time, this is something that can happen quite often. They are more aesthetically oriented than other Thinking types, and they are often quite whimsical (though they may not always express it). While they can appear cold, they can usually be quickly defrosted by a cause or by something they relate to. They tend to be quite compassionate towards people and things that are misunderstood, urging others to look beyond their biases and at the facts and circumstances. While they are very independent in their thoughts, they usually don’t mind (and can sometimes prefer) to assist and be assisted, due to their keen sense of where they and others fall short.
ENFJ: They tend to suffer from a poorer self-image than most ExxJs. While their perpetual concern for others may look like the picture of responsibility, it can also be a means for them to avoid dealing with their own problems. This hyper-altruistic tendency coupled with a weaker Sensing function can lead to an ENFJ’s life falling into severe disarray, and because of their Fe image-focus, they tend to be very good at hiding it. They are quite prone to vices – contrary to the Goody Two Shoes picture painted of them by most MBTI profiles.
INFJ: While their NF righteousness usually compels them to be open and honest, they can be surprisingly artful and manipulative due to their knack for knowing what people want (and don’t want) to hear. They are masters at keeping their friends close and their enemies closer. While many INFJs are spiritual people, their aptitude for coming to conclusions with little to no evidence does not come from any sort of mystical source, but rather their constant unconscious analysis of small details that most others don’t notice at all and which they themselves have difficulty pinning down specifically. They are the most cerebral of all the Feeling types.
ENFP: They may be extraverts, but they are often not outgoing because their Fi compels them not to over-extend themselves emotionally. Their extraversion manifests more in exploration of various interests and gathering information from outside the self, interpreting it in terms of the connections between different pieces of information. While they almost always have unconventional senses of humor, they are not necessarily “goofballs” – they take their moral causes, values, and social relationships very seriously and one can readily observe this intensity any time these topics are brought to the ENFP’s attention.
INFP: Often regarded as frivolous daydreamers, they can be shockingly practical, readily seeing the value of using time and resources wisely. They often have no time for things they see as irrelevant to their causes, projects, or values. In a society where ExxJ behavior is seen as the norm, this might look like someone acting “too cool for school”. In reality, the INFP is as busy as they are. The only difference is that the source of motivation is intrinsic, and the projects are usually personal. They are also not as pleasant as most sites paint them as. Many INFPs are harshly judgmental towards people and things they see as transgressing against their values. Though they may not always speak up about it, they will frequently shun those who don’t meet their standards without a second thought or a closer examination.
ESTP: Contrary to popular belief, they do value book-smarts and often enjoy conversing with Rational types. They may not grasp the concepts as easily (nor apply them as responsibly), but they find philosophical topics stimulating – another piece of equipment on life’s big playground. While they are naturally persuasive people, they are often disinterested in the corporate and political spheres where they could potentially thrive – ladder-climbing within organizations doesn’t appeal to them (in fact, many ESTPs cringe at the very idea). Because of this, they often do not pursue these career tracks despite their high level of potential for success in them.
ISTP: They are usually much more caring than most profiles give them credit for. They have a deeply fraternal nature about them and they often use their trouble-shooting skills and practicality to give advice and assistance to their friends. While typically independent and solitary in the pursuit of their hobbies, they are usually not aloof in social situations and they have a knack for observational humor.
ESFP: Out of all the Feeling types, ESFPs often have the most difficulty dealing with emotions, whether their own or those of others. They are not good at giving advice or confronting their own emotional issues – this is because of their tendency to minimize problems. Their Feeling side manifests more in their genuineness. You typically won’t find them deliberately playing games with others’ feelings or pretending to be someone they’re not in order to be liked – their natural confidence is usually enough for them to win friends and influence people.
ISFP: They’re not snobs or hipsters. Well, not necessarily. They know what they like, full stop. Whether their tastes are considered refined or eclectic by the rest of the world varies from ISFP to ISFP. They’re not that shy – many an ISFP is possessed of an SP-typical brazen sense of humor and they love to talk at length about their interests. They are also not as prone to spring at new opportunities or experiences as other SP types – “I don’t know, it doesn’t sound like something I’d like” is a phrase commonly uttered by ISFPs.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING EVER IS? IT’S SOULMATE AUS LIKE GOD DAMN I HAVE SEEN SO MANY ON FFN/LJ/AO3/TUMBLR OVER THE YEARS LIKE:
- the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate (so you don’t know them until you see them), and it goes away when they die
- the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you touch them
- the one where you don’y know your soulmate until you hear them speak, or hear them speak a certain word; your name, for example
- the one where you get the name of the person in their handwriting on your body somewhere at a certain age
- the one where the first thing they say to you appears instead
- the one where you get each others’ fingerprints
- the one where you get matching marks/symbols/tattoos
- the one where your marks or words that change depending on what’s going on with your soulmate
- the one with the clock that counts down the time until you meet your soulmate
- the one where when you sleep you dream of whatever they’re experiencing from their point of view until you find them, or AFTER you find them
- the one where you can straight up talk to them in dreams until/after you find them
- the one where you form a telepathic/empathetic link until/after you find them
- the one where you share extreme physical sensation until/after you find them; if one of you hurts the other one hurts, if one of you is getting lucky the other one gets a little hot and bothered
- the one where the closer you are to them the more aware of them you become, and you find them playing a hot/cold game; for instance, colors get brighter and brighter the closer you are and fade into gray when they’re too far away
- the one where once you turn a certain age/one night a year you swap bodies with them for one night and you have a limited amount of time to leave/collect clues to their identity
- the one where being next to your soulmate can heal you from things people don’t normally heal from
- the one where only your soulmate can kill you (can you still be killed by age/disease? who knows!)
- the one where reincarnation is also a thing and meeting your soulmate either unlocks or erases memories or your past lives until the next one
- the one where in universes with magic meeting your soulmate activates your powers/unlocks more powerful magic
SOULMATE AUS WITH COMPLICATIONS:
- blind characters who can’t see if the world’s in color or black and white
- characters like x-men’s rogue who literally can’t touch people; characters who have been through trauma who don’t want to touch people
- hard of hearing characters like clint barton who can’t hear their soulmate speak without hearing aids/at all or on the flipside characters who can’t speak; maybe it still works in sign language, or maybe it doesn’t
- people who can’t read/can’t read the language the words on their body are in
- characters like bucky barnes who’ve lost hands and/or had their fingerprints removed
- soulmate clocks that time out in the middle of the crowd; there’s an entire craigslist category for finding who else was there that day with a clock that timed out too
- famous characters speaking to or performing for a crowd and suddenly their world is in color/thier clock times out/etc and every member of the audience pretends to be this celebrity’s soulmate and a cinderella type situation ensues with the finding
- soulmates playing the hot/cold game and they kEEP MISSING EACH OTHER
- insomniacs who rarely sleep, much less at the same time/different time than their soulmate
- soulmate ot3s/ot4s/otmores where you dream in varying people’s povs every time you sleep and get super confused
- people who get sick or injured and frantically search for their soulmate so they can survive
- people who need to be in medically induced comas and their soulmates have to stay away so they don’t accidentally wake them up
- the one where soulbonding is actually a choice and someone chooses to bond with someone they may not know or like to save their lives
- new souls who don’t get memories of past lives because they don’t have one and panic
- muggles/people without powers who don’t get them upgraded or unlocked
COMBINATION AUS:
- the one where you one or both of you have to do all three (see your soulmate, touch your soulmate, hear your soulmate), or all three have to happen at least once between the 2+ of you
- or it’s completely random how you find your soulmate: one of you gets a name and the other gets a fingerprint, one of you has to hear your soulmate and one of you has to see them, etc; particularly useful if you happen to be blind or deaf
- same for characters with disabilities/who have “complications”: they get or find a different way of finding their soulmate, not better or worse, just different
THEN THERE’S SOULMATE AUS THAT DON’T HAVE TO CONFORM TO LIFELONG MONOGAMY:
- the ones where you have more than one romantic soulmate at the same time or you get a new soulmate after the first die
- the ones where people have multiple soulmates of different types and it’s color coded; a red name/mark/etc for love, a blue one for friendship; for the ones where you start seeing color you get a new one for each soulmate
- the ones where some people have romantic soulmates and some don’t, and those that don’t are still perfectly happy anyway, maybe in a relationship anyway, maybe not
- the ones where some people have multiple romantic soulmates who may or may not also be soulmates with each other
- aromantic or asexual people who have soulmates who are not and they manage to work it out
- romantic and sexual people who don’t have soulmates but find happiness anyway, either with someone like them or someone not like them
SOULMATE AUS THAT EXPLORE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF SOULMATES BEING A THING:
- the ones where soulmates are for everyone and get legal aid to help stay together, like if their in-laws try to keep them apart/someone risks getting deported/someone gets drafted/whatever
- the ones where soulmates are super super rare and TECHNICALLY get exempted from shitty things like “people of different races/the same sex/etc can’t get married/have relations/etc” but maybe still face a lot of prejudice and they fight to get those types of awful laws lifted for everyone
- agencies that exist to help you find your soulmate or figure out which soulmate thing you have but some of them are just shams, bonus points for this being in a verse where the thing is exceedingly rare to begin with
- people pretending to be soulmates to take advantage of the laws, for good or ill; the couple who loves just as fiercely as a soulmates who will do anything to stay together, or the shitty people who try to claim they’re mated to people who’ve rejected them so they “have” to stay together
- tabloid mags photoshopping matching soulmate marks or following big legal cases where someone tries to prove or disprove that they are soulmates with someone else
- soulmates in universes where they’re a rarity or rare soulmate types like ot3s in dodging government officials because they don’t want to become lab rats
- people who don’t believe in soulmates until it happens to them, or people who believe hardcore and want to find theirs but they don’t necessarily have one
- little rituals that make finding your soulmate more likely, like shaking hands with people as often as possible, repeating each other’s names after you’re introduced, etc
just give me alllll the soulmate aus ok, give me people finding each other in spite of complications, give me all the delightful plot twists, give me detailed worlds where this changes the norms
feel free to reblog with sources! (or MORE AUS.) a little over half of these are things i’ve seen elsewhere over time and i cannot remember where they are all from
haha orif you’re into this sorta thingyou could just take pity on me and reblog it anyway this took an embarrassingly long time to type up oh my god ;;;;;;;;;