aliiciakeys:

i say i’m gay a lot for someone who is technically bisexual 

onbestaand:

Me: [having a mental breakdown]

A friend: hey can you help me out real quick I’m having a mental breakdown

Me: [pausing my mental breakdown] yeah what’s up bb what’s wrong

roxilalonde:

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,  

kelsium:

holdthequeso:

Why short girls always tryn square up. Always revved up. Talking bout beating ya ass while lookin up at u

#because everyone is trying us