game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defence from your current weapon
me: but it ugly

radio: doh
me: not again
radio: doh doh doh, doh doh doh
me: this is the 73rd time today
radio: doh doh doh, doh doh doh
me: THIS HIT THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER THAT WHITE GOLD