it-a:

it-a:

when my friends make new oc’s

this is getting notes again who did this

nokiabae:

netflix and cope

me, in every rpg: im gonna be hardass mcjerk this time
me, probably 10 minutes later: and you get a pardon and you get an alliance and you get a hug

me: *does something stupid* gdo fukcign that was so embarrassing i hope no one knows i did that
me: *texts all my friends* hey do u wanna hear about this stupid thing i just did

friend: thats it, I’m kinkshaming
friend: dont you dare make a dad joke out of that
me: hi kinkshaming, I’m daddy

thedanhammer:

November 6th, 11:59 pm

November 7th, 12:00 am

voguehawaiinei:

me: I hate
me: *doesn’t finish sentence but it is still accurate*