fefjane:

making ocs ᕕ(･ ͜ > ･)ᕗ‏

making profiles for ocs ᕕ(･ __> ･)ᕗ

bace-jeleren:

nightleg:

1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

@chuckle-puppy

me: *takes a deep breath*
me: i lo-
anyone who has ever spent five minutes around me: yes, you love zevran, we know, you love zevran so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love zevran, we KNOW, you love zevran you fucking love zevran ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE ZEVRAN. WE GET IT.

aliceversuswonderland:

me: *beats dragon age inquisition*
me: im still upset about tamlen

Me: *takes deep breath*
Me: I lo-
Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love elves, we know, you love elves so much, they are the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love elves, we KNOW, you love elves you fucking love elves ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE ELVES. WE GET IT.

Me: *takes deep breath*
Me: I lo-
Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Kaidan, we know, you love Kaidan so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Kaidan, we KNOW, you love Kaidan you fucking love Kaidan, ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE KAIDAN ALENKO. WE GET IT.

commanderkeygen:

burgrs:

*blogs from phone in front of my computer*

iwaselephantlord:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo