thnksfrthdstl:

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: *continuous Wii music*

psychic: what the fucK

kushandwizdom:

ememely:

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

This is why I’m always late ..

someone: you do not annoy me at all i actually like having you around dont worry
me: okay…..that definitely sounds fake but okay

webbyghost:

Making a shitty pun:

Hearing a shitty pun:

friend: hey, i think i’m going to play mass effect. do you want to wat-
me: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR MASS EFFECT.

joshpeck:

talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing

officiallyknockout:

onesentencemusings:

Friend in another Timezone: Isn’t it like 5am where you are? Aren’t you tired?

Me:

plaidromance

tabriscyrion:

anyone: *mentions dragon age*

me: