Tag: me
“I tried to scroll past this”
and now i will succeed where you have failed
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA deal with me apologizing for literally every little thing and constantly needing reassurance that you still like me
anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF –
me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it
anxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it
me:
me: …..go on
*it starts raining*
me: yes
*lighting appears*
me: yES
*thunders explode*
me: YES
*raining intensifies*
me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Is that a bruise?
*Applies massive pressure to discolored area*
yep.
*eats snack while looking for a better snack*
YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM
EVERYTHING
*Frantically turns lights on and off*
Welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!
dating a cosplayer comes with a lot of pros and cons
