One of my roommates keeps trying to talk to be about rc cars and
I just want to tell him how many fucks I don’t give but I don’t want to be rude like??

Someone in the critical role tag: this ship doesn’t jingle my jangles

Someone else in the critical role tag sees it: WHAT IS WITH THIS SHIP HATE?!?!?!?!

Me:

Want to sleep but my bed has been hijacked :/
I have to be up in 6 hrs and my teeth are arching bc of the pressure drop
Pls just let me sleep

When something that goes wrong at work and suddenly everything is your fault πŸ™ƒ
Because it was the first day for something and obviously it must have only just been me. Obviously.