Once we closed up for the day at work, the assistant manager handed out Jell-O shots
I also got to go home with a free medium pizza.
God I love most of the people I work with.

*Got one of her future brother in laws a gift card for a clothing store*
*Writes “Don’t spend it all in one place! … Wait…”*
*Thinks she’s hilarious*

Landlord asked me for advice on a gift he got for a girl he is going on a date with tonight, like about whether or not it it was a good one, or if there was something he should change about it.

Resident chick gift adviser, that me.