did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing
Tag: Moog’s Queue
anenglishman-and-apuertorican:
paint them like one of your french girls
what a weird looking hand
it’s not nice to make fun of handicat people
Guy on train: I’d fuck you if you didn’t have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I’d fuck you if you didn’t have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he’d go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I’ll kill you!
Lady cop: And that’s what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You’re battin’ a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*
From one to airbrushing an old pair of jeans to look like halo armor, how much of a fucking nerd are you
Gotta do a proper photoshoot and this shit is going up for custom orders. B)
YOU CAN DO THAT?!
That is fucking awesome
I want this, but with a clone trooper or mandalorian armor paint job.
Perhaps with ME armour too OwO
Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.
This is so fucking relevant for this website I’m dying
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
dude, why are you wearing a table.
Oh shit.
We’re lucky octopuses don’t have bones, because if they did they’d come on land and take over.
they could for sure take over even without bones i think
you’re right.
good thing they can only be out of the water for an hour.
actually that might be enough time for them to take over…
I hope this blog serves as enough evidence that I love them and they will then decide to let me live in servitude instead of killing me outright.
SUDDENLY REGRETTING ALL THE OCTOPI I’VE PUT IN JARS
i, for one, welcome our new octopus overlords
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