She should have found some other dress cause she looks like a whale.
I hope karma is instant for you blogger. She’s pregnant with twins. Get a life and possibly a soul.
*popular opinion*
She looks amazing.
Elsa Pataky is married to Chris Hemsworth, pregnant with his second and third child, dressed in a designer dress and present at the oscars while you’re at home behind a computer screen typing rude comments about her? Yeah, I think we know whose more successful in this picture. You’re body shaming isn’t going to keep her up at night. Banging her hot husband is.
Tag: Moog’s Queue
5eva:
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
HORRIFIED SCREAMS
#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
itsnotaplanbutitsaperfectplan:
awwwwww yeah…. Harbinger all up in this b*tch
what if u needed glasses but u had no ears
but she has ears
but she’s prepared in case she loses them
guys
oh
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BEST CELEBRITY PHOTOBOMBS | OSCARS 2014
I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.
Phosphenes n. the stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes.
Helen Mirren at the 2013 Bafta Awards in a Nicholas Oakwell couture gown
Look at that stunning woman and her fucking badass cotton-candy pink hair! That last picture in particular is stunning.

