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cmndrshprd:

The Citadel

The Citadel is a massive construct, similar in shape to a pentagram. It consists of a central ring 7.2 kilometers in diameter, from which five arms protrude, each 43.6 km long and 330m thick. The station is capable of closing in on itself, via the convergence of its five arms, transforming it into a long, impenetrable cylinder. However, the Citadel is only closed in times of emergency, and normally the station retains its ‘open’ appearance. The central ring and five arms are home to the Presidium and Wards respectively; the spaceports are also located on the central ring, as it is the center of rotation, facilitating easier access for ships attempting to dock with the station.

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rainbowthundercunt:

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

I love words.

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qeilla:

qeilla:

Remember when last year we were so excited for the ME3 demo on Valentine’s Day?

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Now this year all we have are these horrible feels from playing ME3?

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It’s that time again people! Happy Second Anniversary of the last time you were happy!

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Girls: *buy merchandise*
Boys: OMFG fake geek girls! You’re just doing this to get attention!
Girls: *don’t buy merchandise*
Execs: We don’t want girls watching our shows, they don’t buy the merch.
Girls: *turn out in massive numbers for comic book movie adaptations*
Execs: We don’t need to make more female-lead movies, girls are already turning out for the white men.
Girls: *don’t watch comic book movies*
Execs: Why would we make a female-lead superhero movie? No one will watch it! Girls don’t even like this stuff!