Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
Tag: Moog’s Queue
I do not ship the fandom’s main ship: a lesson in agony
I shipped the popular ship and they’re all doing it wrong: a lesson in uncomfortable annoyance
I fucking hate the fandom’s main ship: a lesson in barely contained fury
Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED
I’m in college
boing-boing-boing-boing
*writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES
a show is only as good as its filler episodes
and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level
this was what a filler episode SHOULD be, it may not have furthered the plot, but it did highlight the characters and deepen our understanding of them
meanwhile Naruto spent a whole episode looking for a beetle with super scent powers, only to fart on the beetle when it appeared
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
“You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.”
“You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.”
“You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.”
“You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.”
“You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.”
“In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.”
“You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.”
“While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.”
I CANT BREATHE
Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.
he’s wearing crocs
He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.
here’s a hot dog wiener with nothing inside it in case you want to make your blog more
hollow weenie
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
IT’S STILL SEPTEMBER
Me: I want to see my OTP in this angsty situation
Me: *sees OTP in angsty situation*
Me: I don’t even know what I was thinking this is terrible
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