Chris Pratt for Entertainment Weekly (USA – July 2014)
Tag: Moog’s Queue
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddessBASICALLY šššš
Water balloon popped in zero gravity
STOP SHITTING ME
if you donāt want this on your dash, youāre lying
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My favorite TV-showsĀ āĀ Misfits
“What if thereās loads of people like us all over town?"Ā – "No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. Iām telling you, by this time next week, itāll be back to the same old boring shit.
During the scene when Mulan decides to go to war instead of her father, she decides to do it while sitting on the foot of the Great Stone Dragon. The image of the dragon looking over Mulan is repeated several times throughout the sequence, and the bolts of lightning strike at significant times whenever the dragon is in sight. When Mulan takes her fatherās scroll and when she is praying to her ancestors, the Great Stone Dragon can be seen. It is also engraved on the sword Mulan uses to cut her hair and the handles of the wardrobe containing the armor are in the shape of the dragonās head. The dragonās eyes glowing in the temple symbolizes Mulanās role as protector of her family awakening, instead of the actual dragon.
The reason Mushu couldnāt wake the dragon is because the dragon was no longer there. Mulan is implied to be the Great Dragon that protects her family.
CHRIST HOW DID I MISS THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
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your Top 5 ‘OH FUCK” moments in ATLA.
What a brilliant and totally spontaneous suggestion.Ā
My criteria for OH FUCK moments is quite simple. They are the moments that are shocking. Tingle inducing. And even when you know they are coming up when re-watching an episode you canāt help but get excited. Without further adoā¦
#5 ā Azula Does The Unthinkable
Azula is without a doubt the greatest villain the Avatar series ever produced. One of the reasons she holds that title is because she accomplished what so few villains ever achieve ā she kills her target. It was a shocking moment to say the least. While everyone in the catacombs looked up in amazement at Aang, Azula being the devious individual she is simply walks behind him and fires a killing strike. Itās brilliant, heartbreaking and frightening all mixed into one pure stroke of narrative genius.Ā
#4 ā The Beard Grab
There is nothing more satisfying than a villain extolling hubris right before their downfall. Ozai goaded, humiliated and pummeled Aang during their battle. He was revealing in the belief he would get to kill the last airbender, but his actions led to Aang fortuitously unlocking the Avatar State. In a moment of perfect cinematic and musical direction, Aang rises up from the ashes and shows his true power. The audience hadnāt seen the Avatar State for over 20 episodes, and it returns in the most spectacular fashion. Time slows down, and the kid who was yet to land a blow on Ozai simply shrugs him away with the back of his wrist before firing him into a pillar hundreds of meters away. If dictionary definitions could have gifs, the world epic would be accompanied by this moment.Ā
#3Ā ā The World Turns Dark
The Season 1 finale is full of moments that are simply breathtaking, but I feel none can quite match the utter shock and dread that come from Zhao killing part of the Moon Spirit. The audience is tricked into a false sense of security when Zhao calmly puts the fish back into the Koi pond, but his arrogance overwhelms him and in a fit of rage he sends a vicious blow across the water. In doing so the sky literally turns black. The moon fades from existence and the world is cast into darkness. Talk about upping the stakes.
#2Ā ā The Ultimate Betrayal
āYou miscalculated, I love Zuko more than I fear you.“ Iconic words from Mai and this entire scene sets in motion one of the most important plot arcs in ATLA. What is so paradoxical about this scene though is the fact itās both excellently foreshadowed yet so completely surprising. Maiās betrayal of Azula was well built up, small moments of dissent and frustration built up across seasons. But equally Ty Leeās choice and saving Mai and paralyzing her best friend are easily comprehended. Yet everytime I watch it, Ty Leeās sudden intervention is always so captivating. The sensationality is underlined by the fact itās what finally cracked Azula. She had everything worked out, everything planned to perfection, in her own words she was a "people person”. Yet even Azula didnāt see this coming.Ā
#1 ā There Is No War In Ba Sing Se
Did anyone else get chills just from reading that sentence? It would be no surprise if you did, the brainwashing scene in āCity of Walls and Secretsā is one of the darkest, most compelling and brilliantly staged moments of ATLA. Exceptionally edited, the scene of Jet being tortured is interspersed with a speech by Long Feng on the need to keep order and harmony within Ba Sing Se. It dawns on the Gaang that their last hope against the Fire Nation is currently a dystopian city run by a truly malevolent figure. As Jet is trapped in a chair and is subjected to propaganda the audience is drawn in with him, āā¦There is no war within the walls. Here you are safe. Here you are Free.āĀ Itās completely terrifying and yet could quite possibly be the best ending to an ATLA episode ever.Ā
Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this.Ā
Everyone should know these things.
thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the āpain in the left armā male symptom.
i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital
it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues
Please, please,Ā PLEASE,Ā reblog this. i donāt know if I did save or called false alarm, with my bossā life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I donāt know if I did or not, but I knew sheād been super stressed. Sheād off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.
inquisitor: cullen come over here we need to strategize for the battle
cullen: which one?
inquisitor: the one in my pants right now
cullen: oh




