shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

“Ah, it’s Shark Week?” = “Ah, you started your period?”

“Harpoons on deck?” = “Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?”

“Chum stocks are holding?” = “Do you need chocolate/midol?”

“Supplies are low cap’n” = “Yes, please.”

“What kind (of shark) is it?” = “How do you feel?”

• “It’s a Nurse Shark” = “I’m fine/not bad”
• “GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW” = “FUCKING OW”

punibuni:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

ace-mcshane:

frecklestherobot:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

One of my favourite shows:

One of my least favourite shows:

Do you see my problem

That you don’t actually like Doctor Who?

That you only like RTD-era Who and are being unnecessarily passive-aggressive toward the Moffat era in order to make your opinion seem relevant? 

You are not understanding. Let me break it down for you:

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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