schizophrenicshoppingcartwheel:
Never can go to the bathroom in peace. I let him have a soak in the tub and 4 mins later this happened, FML
#is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me
Tag: Moog’s Queue
Jewelry by jerseymaids
dem stacking rings *swoon* i need.
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
it took me awhile to get it…
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
FINALLY
I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
this is bullshit
i don’t play kingdom hearts and i don’t care about context
but for me this is a gif of a chess piece trying to seduce a girl by sensually thrusting its crotch at her and a suave guy in the background wondering why his chess friend can’t just be chill around the ladies
so this is what Kingdom Hearts looks like to outsiders
I have to reblog this too just because it makes me crack up.
French Toast Grilled Cheese and Bacon Sandwich
Get the recipe here.



