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shanks-for-the-booty:

nico-ya:

this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing

Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.

PSA for Cosplayers: Cast Members at Disney Don’t Think You’re Awesome.

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constupidity:

I’m a cast member (employee) at one of the US Disney Parks. Every year when the local anime conventions come into town we have a problem. Cosplayers love to come to the park and try to cosplay in the park.

WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS.
WE DO NOT ALLOW ANYONE OVER THE AGE OF 10 IN COSTUME
(Except at certain parks halloween parties)

For whatever reason, there are cosplayers who think it’s some kind of badge of honor to get asked to leave. Or, they will pitch a fit and try to get reAds or merch from us for “interrupting their fun.”

Cosplayers have become slick about this. They know they will be turned away at the gate, so they will change in a washroom.

Do you understand WHY we can’t allow this?
Intellectual property is one reason. The other? Little kids may not be able to tell that you’re not the real Belle. And what if you’re some creepy who gets off on little kids who decided to dress up as Gaston? And kids are following you around???

Please, get the word out!

Stop coming to the park in costume. Stop bringing your costumes into the park. You may think its awesome that people can’t tell you’re not a Disney employee but it makes it harder on those of us who work there!

And our managers have started arresting people for this!  No more comps or reads or “oh, sorry I didn’t know.”

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Society: You’re fat. Get off your fat ass and get some exercise.
Fat woman: Okay, I’d love to. Let’s get some workout clothes!
Clothing industry: Oh, we don’t have your size. Fat people don’t exercise so there’s no market for it. Have some men’s sweatpants and a man’s t-shirt.
Fat woman: What about my boobs?
Clothing industry: We don’t have sports bras for you either. There’s a few specialty shops, if you want to spend hundred of dollars on a bra you’re going to sweat all over.
Fat woman: I guess I’ll just double-bra. Now, I need a gym membership.
Gym: Oh. Okay. I guess.
Gym member: *dirty looks at fat woman* *makes a big deal out of sanitizing anything fat woman touches* *complains to gym about having to look at fat people* *generally treats fat woman like shit*
Fat woman: I’m not comfortable here at all. Maybe I’ll just go for a walk.
Passer-by: Hey, fatty! Don’t crack the pavement!
Another passer-by: *condescending* Oh, it’s so great that you’re trying to lose weight.
Fat woman: I’m not. I just want to get in better shape.
Another passer-by: But you have to lose weight! You’re so unhealthy!
Yet another passer-by: Mooooo! Look at the cow!
Fat woman: Yeah. I don’t think I want to be out here anymore. Maybe I’ll just buy some home exercise equipment.
Sporting goods store: Sorry. The weight limit on our equipment is 30 kilos less than you weigh. You’ll have to lose some weight if you want to exercise at home. Have you tried a gym? Or maybe just go for a walk?
Fat woman: Yeah. Thanks.
Fat woman: …
Fat woman: I’m out of ideas.
Society: Haven’t you lost any weight yet? Fat people are so lazy.

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mushroom-cookie-bear:

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

fangirls