PUT A “∞” IN MY ASK BOX AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MUSIC PLAYER AND GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE LYRIC FROM THE SONG THAT COMES UP.

Oh, well imagine; as I’m pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can’t help but to hear,
no I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!”
says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
“Yes, but what a shame,
what a shame, the poor groom’s bride is a whore.”


I’d chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of poise and rationality