afairlypudgycat:

redacted-metallum:

chr0me-d0me:

adreamingofguns:

specsthespectraldragon:

coyote-prophet:

read-me-loud-and-queer:

phantomflame03:

cartoonnutter:

humantorchwithsarcasticcomment:

syntaxtree:

describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible

Big boy left home to do crime but he found out the real crime were the friends he found along the way.

hasn’t seen another living being in 40 years and cant function properly in society. Just wants to go home.

Left home for money. Thinks she’s super tough and intimidating. Her current quest is to stop her fave drink from being discontinued

cow man has commitment issues, joins a death boat

big spicy dad too spicy for other paladins

trees are important

That Stereotypical Elf

cockney blanket, complete with cat

Purple robot seeks friendship

Failed stand up comedian finds love in a huge punching wife and goes to Fantasy Disney Land

Demon baker seeks estranged mother, is very gay and cute

Failed experiment cat flees home with 99 other kittens, becomes a drug dealer.

Giant soft ball of cat gets abandonned in a trash can when she’s 4yo. Gets obsessed with shiny shit.

Descendent of a dragon sets everything on fire, gets kicked out of home, joins ragtag group of weirdos and continues to set everything on fire.

Local beefcake finds religion and axes, gets a lot of both. Throws axes and religion at people. Her God is a bro and a deer. Is trans.

Local half orc gets high and joins the police force in a weed fueled joy ride

Cat.