He actually told the time
Woman: (as man walks in) I can’t believe how drunk you are.
Man: (obviously drunk) I am not drunk.
Woman: Yes you are!
Man: I am not… fucking drunk.
Woman: Can you tell the time?
Man: Yes… (Turns to the clock on the wall.) I am not… fucking drunk.
Tag: OC: Tobais
[Jeff & Toby] + [Arcane Antiques Shop] <:3c
Gonna make this part of their Werewolf AU~
Tobias watched his freckled elf look at different staffs, though he wasn’t sure why, Jeff rarely ever used one and mostly stuck with a bow and daggers, giving him the appearance of a rogue instead of the mage he was. He snuck up behind his lover and wrapped his arms around his waist, “Find anything? These aren’t normally your style, love”
“I know, just trying to pick one out for Anders. His nameday is coming up, and his current staff looks like it’s about to be nothing but splinters…” Jeff turned his head to peck the human’s cheek, and turned his head back to look at the staffs, running his hand down one. A hushed squeak came from him when Toby nipped the tip of his ear and he playfully elbowed his lover. “Stop that. There are other people here…” He remarked in a hushed voice.
“I know, but the moon will be up in less than two hours, and I want to get some fun in before it does~” To emphasize his point, he pulled the elf closer to him and slipped a hand under his tunic.
“By the Maker, Toby. Alright, alright. Just… Maker Toby just let me buy then and then we can be off.” He swatted Toby’s hands away and separated them, though he was red from the tips of his ears to his toes. “You’re insatiable.”
“Only for you and food, love. Mostly for you.”
Person B of your OTP is a demon and Person A doesn’t know. A and their friends summon a demon as a joke, only to have B pop up.
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
“Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf.”
“Yes,"he replies "I am a were”
Oh my god
I am literally both of them at the same time
