Chris Pratt on his 2-year-old son Jack
Tag: OC: Tobias
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A beacon of light in this world full of darkness
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Police men by Bioware 10/10 tho
Listen, baby…
30, Toby
Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?
I can hear Toby screaming in anguish now…
“OH THE HUMANITY! ONLY ONE THING?”
Though then he would settle on waffles, they are simple enough to make, and can easily be modified to change up for any meal of the day and have different variations of it. Plain waffles, using them to make a waffle sandwich, pull an internet thing and make different meals into waffles.
Jurassic World (2015)
MOTHERFUCKING RAPTOR SQUAD
ship meme: toby & jeff <:3c
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Jeff, and Toby is mortified
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Toby, He’s positive Sparkles has never forgiven him for it
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: TOBY
who breaks the most phones: I’m not sure, maybe Jeff?
who dies first: Toby, while trying to protect Jeff :‘3
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Toby, but that doesn’t stop him
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Jeff, poor babu is a noodle
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: No one tbh
who uses the computer most: Could be either of them doing stuff for work
Dance off, bro. Me and you.
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