[8:48:37 PM] Commander Moe: https://36.media.tumblr.com/f402eb2c9b28df823a8d941043b51c87/tumblr_n7k1jwUr6m1tem1jno1_250.png
#stripper!Tobythoughts
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[8:52:05 PM] Jeff Roth: OMFG
[8:52:19 PM] Jeff Roth: I DONT KNOW ABOUT CUM SPARLKING BUT UHH YOU COULD PROBABLY GLITTER UP YOUR DICK
[8:52:19 PM] Commander Moe: “hahaha”
[8:52:22 PM] Commander Moe: OMG
[8:52:42 PM] Commander Moe: hedidthattoo
[8:52:48 PM] Jeff Roth: my mom for the longest time had this tube of sparkle powder called like ‘fairy dust’ and it’s this
[8:52:50 PM] Jeff Roth: superfine dust
[8:52:55 PM] Jeff Roth: that’s basically irridescant
[8:53:22 PM] Jeff Roth: I just imagined like Toby sticking his dick in it and Jeff getting mad like ‘THATS UNSANITARY’
[8:54:18 PM] Commander Moe: “But look at it now!”
[8:54:52 PM] Jeff Roth: “Yeah that’s not going up my butt or in my mouth”
[8:55:19 PM] Commander Moe: “Then… I must dance~”
[8:58:56 PM] Commander Moe: He procedes to do a little dance for Jeff, grinning like an idiot
[9:00:16 PM] Jeff Roth: and Jeff just is like ‘you’re not putting your glittery bits up my butt – but this is the perfect time to propose maybe some shower sex’
[9:01:05 PM] Commander Moe: “Glitter shower”
[9:01:21 PM] Jeff Roth: “No, water shower”
[9:02:14 PM] Commander Moe: “Yes, and the water will wash off my glitter dick and the floor will be covered in that glitter~”
[9:03:22 PM] Jeff Roth: “Oooh. Okay yeah I’m down for that. BUT WAIT” and then jeff pulls a tube of glowsticks out of his bedside drawer
[9:03:26 PM] Jeff Roth: “rave shower”
[9:03:53 PM] Commander Moe: “Oh my god”
[9:04:24 PM] Jeff Roth: “But you’ve gotta promise not to stick a glowstick up my butt”
[9:06:33 PM] Commander Moe: “… It’ll be hard, but fine~”
[9:06:47 PM] Jeff Roth: “Thank you”
[9:07:00 PM] Jeff Roth: and then in the shower Jeff has to confiscate all the glowsticks
[9:07:17 PM] Jeff Roth: “the inside is literally poison and you keep trying to wrap one around the base of your dick”
[9:08:24 PM] Commander Moe: “But… Glow dicks”
[9:09:02 PM] Jeff Roth: “toby pls”
[9:09:41 PM] Commander Moe: “jeff pls”
Tag: OC: Tobias
what the hell do you think this is, north dakota?
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
Chris Pratt for Entertainment Weekly (USA – July 2014)
Pragmatic.
imagine your OTP just sleeping in the same bed.
no kissing, no sex, no words.
Just the sound of their relaxed breaths and just the slight touch of their hands, feeling so warm and safe sleeping next to the one they love..
Imagine that.
Now imagine that one of them snores
Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service.
Le OC Questions ~
Answer them all like this is a tag, or ask your followers to send you some numbers 🙂 Whatever floats your boat! Either way, I hope this helps you develop your OC’s more 😀
- What’s the first thing your OC thinks about when they wake up in the morning?
- Does your OC believe that there’s no “i” in “team”?
- Has your OC ever run away from a dangerous situation?
- Name one thing that is guaranteed to make your OC laugh.
- Does your OC like to plan ahead?
- How does your OC kill time?
- What is your OC’s most valued material object?
- What would your OC score on an IQ test? Would they agree with this score?
- Is appearance a big deal to your OC?
- Can your OC whistle?
- Does your OC prefer animals to people, vice-versa, or both?
- Does your OC take time to self-reflect at all?
- Does your OC invite company to their home often?
- Would your OC prefer to travel on foot, or through a faster mode of transportation?
- Does your OC make their own outfits/armor?
- Does your OC use silverware or would they rather just eat with their hands?
- Does your OC snore?
- Which of your OC’s 5 senses are strongest?
- Does your OC change their appearance often?
- Is your OC well-liked?
- Is your OC optimistic, pessimistic, or realistic?
- Does your OC prefer knowledge, or wisdom?
- Does your OC have to worry about money?
- If your OC has friends, what are some of the qualities your OC has that made them friends? If they don’t have friends, why not?
- Does your OC prefer warm weather, or cool weather?
- Does your OC tend to hoard junk?
- Does your OC suffer from headaches, body aches, or the like? If so, what causes them?
- Is your OC a trouble-maker, or a peace-keeper?
- What are your OC’s thoughts on the concept of slavery? (Whether it is a problem in their world or not.)
- Does your OC have any unusual talents or abilities?
- What would be your OC’s favorite movie genre?
- Would your OC be better at an obstacle course, or a standardized test?
- Is your OC good at lying?
- In high-stress situations, does your OC panic, or remain calm?
- How many languages does your OC speak? Why/how did they learn more than one language? If they only know one language, why is that?
- Is your OC easily distracted?
- When your OC is feeling down, what/who keeps them going?
- Is your OC selfish?
- Does your OC look down at the ground while they’re walking, or do they look forward?
- Does your OC like hugs?
- Is your OC patient? Why or why not?
- Would your OC ever prank anyone? Who?
- What is your OC’s main goal right now?
- Does your OC have any pet-peeves?
- Does your OC ever think about their future?
- Has your OC ever compromised their beliefs? If yes, why? If not, would they ever?
- What is your OC’s greatest accomplishment, to date?
- Does your OC like the storms?
- What are your OC’s middle and last names?
- Share a head-canon you have for one of your OC’s.
You obviously worked very hard to get in great shape for this movie, and you look terrific in the film…
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