Yes. You have my word.
Possibly my fave moment in the game so far. Gonna refine this at some point.
Tag: OH MAN
and I scream from the top of my lungs, what’s going on?
when u realize crobat is actually 5’11
Overheard in Skyhold after mage Trevelyan and Cullen start making out on the battlements
Loitering Orlesian Noble #1: Would you have guessed such a pairing?
Loitering Orlesian Noble #2: Oh, yes. Noble names. The lure of command. Classically arousing in every sense.
Loitering Orlesian Noble #1: [shushing noise] Careful. Ears.
Loitering Orlesian Noble #2: Of course.
I love how the Orlesian gentry constantly assume that Cullen must be part of some random noble house that nobody has ever heard of.
A handsome commoner leading troops? How?? No it cannot be. A commoner would be too busy drinking away his earnings and refusing to bathe.
(Edit: transcript tweaked for accuracy.)
“Oh sweet maker." [a moment of silence for Cullen’s innocence]
okay i was tagged by sleighwardens for the selfie thing
same face syndrome coming through
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW
Always reblog because perfection.
I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.
This is sacred
OHMYZOD IT’S BACK
I REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAD 10000 NOTES AND I HAD TO TAKE THE TIME AND SCROLL ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO REBLOG
whatever you do don’t imagine one half of your otp reading while the other one dozes on their shoulder all tangled up in the bedsheets don’t do it please
An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.
THIS IS SO CRAZY
HOLY FUCK
Whaaaaat
I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT SO MUCH MORE.
this is ill