friend-of-red-jenny:

Overheard in Skyhold after mage Trevelyan and Cullen start making out on the battlements

Loitering Orlesian Noble #1:  Would you have guessed such a pairing?

Loitering Orlesian Noble #2: Oh, yes.   Noble names.  The lure of command.  Classically arousing in every sense.

Loitering Orlesian Noble #1:  [shushing noise] Careful.  Ears.

Loitering Orlesian Noble #2:  Of course.

I love how the Orlesian gentry constantly assume that Cullen must be part of some random noble house that nobody has ever heard of. 

A handsome commoner leading troops?  How??  No it cannot be.  A commoner would be too busy drinking away his earnings and refusing to bathe. 

(Edit:  transcript tweaked for accuracy.)

itsmemacleod:

callmebliss:

cobblestones-brokenbones:

okhaley:

127-lbs:

the-jackals:

tedbre:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

Always reblog because perfection.

I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.

This is sacred

OHMYZOD IT’S BACK

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAD 10000 NOTES AND I HAD TO TAKE THE TIME AND SCROLL ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO REBLOG