my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
THIS TOOK ME 85 YEARS OMF
Tag: omfg
Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
i have searched
for this gifset
for all eternity
this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Momma came in so smooth
This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things
Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.
This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….
A true martyr.
oh hell no
fucking nope.
FUCK THAT.
I think this movie traumatized a generation.
*goosebumps* just..no
I’m not playing …
One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.
They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.
So I found this
OMFG WHY
lol I don’t even
James Vega as Jonny Bravo though
dkc2:
USB anal beads brought to you by Microsoft
That’s what I was thinking
“God, all these damn USB devices. I’ve only got like four slots, what, do they expect me to pull more outta my ass every time I get a new peripheral?”
“Funny you should say that…”
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