What did the pirate say when he turned 80
Aye matey
GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER
Tag: omg
Sebastian Stan dancing [x]
I found a way to actually lose in AC:NL
I didn’t check my town for 6 months and the bamboo overran my town, effectively blocking me off from being able to leave the section with my house or get to town. I have no axes so I am STUCK.
I HAVE LOST TO A GAME THAT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE.
this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy
In other words, my next clothing purchase.
This is awesome. But I have one question. Does it come in red.
YES IT DOES. IN APOCALYPTIC RED. CLICK DA LINK
Imagine two of your OTPs. They don’t have any money and the decide to go on a double date on McDonald’s.
so fetch
If you don’t think this is the cutest thing in the world. You’re wrong
IT’S SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/whatwouldvexahliado/99654048939/tumblr_nbz8wqNhCO1tl1w1m?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://whatwouldvexahliado.tumblr.com/post/99654048939/audio_player_iframe/whatwouldvexahliado/tumblr_nbz8wqNhCO1tl1w1m?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fwhatwouldvexahliado%2F99654048939%2Ftumblr_nbz8wqNhCO1tl1w1m
Super Smash Bros. – 3DS – Gerudo Valley
what is that
on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras
jesus christ
did u think i was lying

