Aries: Nie pierdol, bambusie jebany (Literally: Don’t fuck, you fucking bamboo. Meaning: Don’t talk bullshit.)
Taurus: W pizdę jeża! (Literally: For hedgehog’s pussy! Meaning: For fuck’s sake!)
Gemini: Piździ jak skurwysyn (literally: It CUNTs as son of a whore. Meaning: It’s cold as shit.)
Cancer: Pierdolnę mu z kolanka w ryj (literally: I’ll fuck him with knee into snout. Meaning: I’ll kick him in the face)
Leo: Jesteś miękkim chujem robiony (literally: You’re made of soft dick. Meaning: You’re wishy-washy.)
Virgo: Wypierdalaj, ty skurwielu jebany, bo jak ci przypierdolę to kurwa wyjebiesz w drzewo, że ci chuj odpadnie! (literally: Fuck off, you fucking fucker because when I’ll fuck you then you’ll fucking fuck into a tree and your dick will fall off. Meaning: Fuck off.)
Libra: Chyba żeś się z chujem na głowy pozamieniał (literally: You’ve swapped heads with your own dick. Meaning: You’re crazy.)
Scorpio: Wyglądasz jakby ci ojciec zaorał ryj kutasem, ty spróchniały szczochu (literally: You look like your father has ploughed your snout with a dick, you rotted piss. Meaning: You’re ugly.)
Sagittarius: Tarzaj banana, zapiździały zmazie nocny nietoperza (Roll a banana, you CUNTed wet dream of a bat. Meaning: Fuck off.)
Capricorn: Zrobię ci z dupy szafkę na buty, ty wielbłądzi naplecie utarzany w piasku (I’ll make a foot locker out of your ass, you camel’s foreskin rolled in sand. Meaning: I’ll kill you.)
Aquarius: Ja pierdole, czego kurwa do chuja wafla, ty jebany skurwielu? (Literally: Fuck, for dick’s waffle, what the fuck do you want, you fucking fucker? Meaning: What the fuck do you want?)
Pisces: Nima chuja we wsi! (literally: There’s no dick in the village! Meaning: It’s impossible.)
Because no one ever said saving the world would be easy. Get ready to slay every witch and soldier of Darkness that stands in your way… and look fabulous while you do it, too!
After getting such awesome feedback from my Sports Anime Workout Routine, I decided to make another one – this time, inspired by the kickass magical girls of the anime world!
Just like before, you don’t need ANY equipment for this routine! No gym membership required – you don’t even have to leave your room or put on real-people pants. (Bless.) If you’re more advanced and want to bump it up a little, add some 5-15 lb. weights on some of the moves, but otherwise, all you need is your body!
Here’s how it works: Queue up all of these songs, whether it’s in iTunes, YouTube, SoundCloud, or another music player of your choice. Hit “Play.” Your goal is to get through all of the designated exercises before the song is over. If you don’t make it, replay the song until you’re done! Then move on to the next one. Try to rest as little as possible between each exercise (and each song!) for the best results.
If you’re struggling and want to give up, keep pushing. It’s when you want to quit that the magic starts to happen. Believe in yourself and your own abilities. True power comes from within, after all!
For more anime-related workouts, check out my workout tag! 😀
It might just be because I’m out of shape, but holy shit, the Moon Pride one is freaking impossible. I might halve the numbers to start with and try again.
I tried Moon Pride the other day and thought I was gonna start crying or die whichever one came first
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