which person in your otp sticks their cold hands on any of their partner’s exposed skin
Tag: OTP: Spoiled Brats
My favorite OTP headcanon rn is for Person A to be really annoyed like, “Whatever, suck my dick” and for Person B to kneel unflinchingly and pull Person A’s pants down.
By Franzi [tumblr]
when your otp does the kissey kissey and your heart does the screamy screamy
Imagine person A of your OTP returning home after a terrible day at work/school/etc, and person B, wanting to cheer A up, deciding to make chocolate chip cookies with them. Fluffy baking and excessive cookie dough eating ensues.
whatever you do don’t imagine one half of your otp reading while the other one dozes on their shoulder all tangled up in the bedsheets don’t do it please
ship meme: toby & jeff <:3c
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Jeff, and Toby is mortified
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Toby, He’s positive Sparkles has never forgiven him for it
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: TOBY
who breaks the most phones: I’m not sure, maybe Jeff?
who dies first: Toby, while trying to protect Jeff :‘3
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Toby, but that doesn’t stop him
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Jeff, poor babu is a noodle
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: No one tbh
who uses the computer most: Could be either of them doing stuff for work
Sext: you can take a nap while I make you food
[Jeff & Toby] + [Arcane Antiques Shop] <:3c
Gonna make this part of their Werewolf AU~
Tobias watched his freckled elf look at different staffs, though he wasn’t sure why, Jeff rarely ever used one and mostly stuck with a bow and daggers, giving him the appearance of a rogue instead of the mage he was. He snuck up behind his lover and wrapped his arms around his waist, “Find anything? These aren’t normally your style, love”
“I know, just trying to pick one out for Anders. His nameday is coming up, and his current staff looks like it’s about to be nothing but splinters…” Jeff turned his head to peck the human’s cheek, and turned his head back to look at the staffs, running his hand down one. A hushed squeak came from him when Toby nipped the tip of his ear and he playfully elbowed his lover. “Stop that. There are other people here…” He remarked in a hushed voice.
“I know, but the moon will be up in less than two hours, and I want to get some fun in before it does~” To emphasize his point, he pulled the elf closer to him and slipped a hand under his tunic.
“By the Maker, Toby. Alright, alright. Just… Maker Toby just let me buy then and then we can be off.” He swatted Toby’s hands away and separated them, though he was red from the tips of his ears to his toes. “You’re insatiable.”
“Only for you and food, love. Mostly for you.”
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