tyreenosaurusrex:

berrystumpytail:

Good things about the Scooby Doo movie

• Daphne being a bamf who saves the day by beating up the macho guy who spent the movie calling her a damsel
• Fred’s autobiography “Fred on Fred; The Many Faces of Me”
• Popular late 90′s alt rock band Sugar Ray having a guest appearance where they try to kill Shaggy and Scooby
• “Rour rom reats Rat Roo!” “NO SCOOB, YOUR MOM EATS CAT POO!”
• The guy who tries to sacrifice a dead chicken
• The monster training tape teaching monsters to act like stereotypical college students
• “Oh i can be spooky, rawr rawr, with the claws and everything, rawr rawr rawr”
• “What up dog…and dog?” “Reepin Real!”
• Fred flicks Scooby on the nose so Scooby punches him in the fucking face
• Scrappy doo peeing on Daphne then getting his ass thrown out of the gang
• “He wasn’t even a puppy! He had a gland problem!’
• “Rit rastes rike rastic!” “So what if it tastes like plastic Scoob you drink out of the toilet!” :RO RO ROU!”
• Fred trying to get the monsters to do the electric slide
• Velma getting drunk and dancing on a piano
• “This is almost as embarrassing as the time you decided to clean your beans at Don Knott’s Christmas party!’ Scooby doo laughs and winks at the camera

Bad things about the Scooby Doo movie

• ??????
• None
• This movies a national treasure 

Also:

• Body swap (”I can look at myself naked!”)
• Scooby Doo canonically the purest soul in existence