who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Jeff, and Toby is mortified
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Toby, He’s positive Sparkles has never forgiven him for it
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: TOBY
who breaks the most phones: I’m not sure, maybe Jeff?
who dies first: Toby, while trying to protect Jeff :‘3
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: Toby, but that doesn’t stop him
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Jeff, poor babu is a noodle
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: No one tbh
who uses the computer most: Could be either of them doing stuff for work