aspidosecalis:

incompleteicarus:

Ex queen turned pirate being hunted down by the king’s men and naming her all female ship “the clit” and when asked why she replies, because the king will never find it.

Rival lesbian pirate finds ship immediately. Alliance is formed in no time.

King finds the ship, but doesn’t know what to do with it.
While he is flundering around trying to make it work, the Ex Queen and her ally recruit more crew and get away, leaving the king more confused than ever