[8:48:37 PM] Commander Moe: https://36.media.tumblr.com/f402eb2c9b28df823a8d941043b51c87/tumblr_n7k1jwUr6m1tem1jno1_250.png
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[8:52:05 PM] Jeff Roth: OMFG
[8:52:19 PM] Jeff Roth: I DONT KNOW ABOUT CUM SPARLKING BUT UHH YOU COULD PROBABLY GLITTER UP YOUR DICK
[8:52:19 PM] Commander Moe: “hahaha”
[8:52:22 PM] Commander Moe: OMG
[8:52:42 PM] Commander Moe: hedidthattoo
[8:52:48 PM] Jeff Roth: my mom for the longest time had this tube of sparkle powder called like ‘fairy dust’ and it’s this
[8:52:50 PM] Jeff Roth: superfine dust
[8:52:55 PM] Jeff Roth: that’s basically irridescant
[8:53:22 PM] Jeff Roth: I just imagined like Toby sticking his dick in it and Jeff getting mad like ‘THATS UNSANITARY’
[8:54:18 PM] Commander Moe: “But look at it now!”
[8:54:52 PM] Jeff Roth: “Yeah that’s not going up my butt or in my mouth”
[8:55:19 PM] Commander Moe: “Then… I must dance~”
[8:58:56 PM] Commander Moe: He procedes to do a little dance for Jeff, grinning like an idiot
[9:00:16 PM] Jeff Roth: and Jeff just is like ‘you’re not putting your glittery bits up my butt – but this is the perfect time to propose maybe some shower sex’
[9:01:05 PM] Commander Moe: “Glitter shower”
[9:01:21 PM] Jeff Roth: “No, water shower”
[9:02:14 PM] Commander Moe: “Yes, and the water will wash off my glitter dick and the floor will be covered in that glitter~”
[9:03:22 PM] Jeff Roth: “Oooh. Okay yeah I’m down for that. BUT WAIT” and then jeff pulls a tube of glowsticks out of his bedside drawer
[9:03:26 PM] Jeff Roth: “rave shower”
[9:03:53 PM] Commander Moe: “Oh my god”
[9:04:24 PM] Jeff Roth: “But you’ve gotta promise not to stick a glowstick up my butt”
[9:06:33 PM] Commander Moe: “… It’ll be hard, but fine~”
[9:06:47 PM] Jeff Roth: “Thank you”
[9:07:00 PM] Jeff Roth: and then in the shower Jeff has to confiscate all the glowsticks
[9:07:17 PM] Jeff Roth: “the inside is literally poison and you keep trying to wrap one around the base of your dick”
[9:08:24 PM] Commander Moe: “But… Glow dicks”
[9:09:02 PM] Jeff Roth: “toby pls”
[9:09:41 PM] Commander Moe: “jeff pls”