toneyspeaksloud:

weloveshortvideos:

He actually told the time

Woman:  (as man walks in) I can’t believe how drunk you are.
Man: (obviously drunk) I am not drunk.
Woman:  Yes you are!
Man:  I am not… fucking drunk.
Woman:  Can you tell the time?
Man:  Yes… (Turns to the clock on the wall.) I am not… fucking drunk.

blackfirewolf:

one of the most annoying things is making OCs cause like, i’ll develop their character and design but slowly they become their own thing entirely and i’m just holding the scraps of who they were supposed to be and instead they’re basically running away naked across a field while flipping me the bird