Why do they even let you choose your name in dragon age inquisition if everyone is gonna call you harold anyways
Tag: tbh
Which OC looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you
[leans against the wall flirtatiously] [leans too far] [falls over]
He actually told the time
Woman: (as man walks in) I can’t believe how drunk you are.
Man: (obviously drunk) I am not drunk.
Woman: Yes you are!
Man: I am not… fucking drunk.
Woman: Can you tell the time?
Man: Yes… (Turns to the clock on the wall.) I am not… fucking drunk.
one of the most annoying things is making OCs cause like, i’ll develop their character and design but slowly they become their own thing entirely and i’m just holding the scraps of who they were supposed to be and instead they’re basically running away naked across a field while flipping me the bird
“Can we not just wait, and attack after nightfall, instead of bombing them?”
“Well, yes, but then I’ll have fed all these wolves gunpowder for nothing. ”
Accurate
help
*points at friends oc* luv this oc
