When they go to sleep:

zodiacsociety:

Aries: Midnight or 2 a.m
Taurus: 9 pm or 3 am
Gemini: Around Midnight
Cancer: Usually 10:30 pm
Leo: Usually 11:20 pm
Virgo: 9 pm or 4 am
Libra: Between 10:30 pm to 11:30 pm
Scorpio: Around Midnight
Sagittarius: 9 pm or 3 am
Aquarius: 10 pm or 3 am
Capricorn: 8pm or 4am
Pisces: 9:30 pm or 3 am

wine mom: libra, scorpio, aquarius
vodka aunt: virgo, sagittarius, aires
gay cousin: cancer, capricorn, taurus
barbecue dad: pisces, gemini, leo

cinnamon roll: cancer, libra
sinnamon roll: virgo, capricorn
problematic fave: leo, sagittarius
problematic cinnamon: aries, aquarius
cinnamon fave: taurus, pisces
problematic roll: gemini, scorpiop

THE SIGNS ON A ROAD TRIP

Aries: Fighting with Aquarius to change the song
Taurus: Helping Scorpio navigate but the map is upside down
Gemini: Singing along to the music
Cancer: Snoozing with their head resting on Pisces
Leo: Asking “are we there yet” every 10 seconds
Virgo: Secretly eats all the snacks
Libra: Loudly singing the wrong lyrics with Gemini
Scorpio: Is driving the car and telling Leo to shU T UP
Sagittarius: Making faces at people as they pass
Capricorn: Have their nose deep in a book
Aquarius: Holding the radio hostage
Pisces: Daydreaming while looking out the window

The signs as types of cats

Aries: the fluffy kind thats fur gets all up in your tongue when u kiss it
Taurus: that bald cat that looks like it’s judging u for wearing that shirt for 4 days in a row
Gemini: the dumpster cat u find nd ur not sure what color its supposed to be but it loves u anyways
Cancer: the cat with the squished face thats owner probably feeds it gold encrusted salmon that costs $200 and their left nipple
Leo: that cat thats been thru a lot and it maybe has a little rip in its ear but when it loves u it loves u hard
Virgo: ur friends asshole cat that loves no one but ur friend no matter how many treats u give it
Libra: the cat without the tail who is maybe insecure about being different but their owner loves it and gives tons of cuddles
Scorpio: two words – munchkin cat
Sagittarius: Taylor swifts cat, Meredith
Capricorn: black cat that only comes out at night bc it is secretly a witch
Aquarius: an all brown cat, rare nd beautiful
Pisces: that cat that you make eye contact with for a fleeting moment as they run across the street at 3 am in an unfamiliar neighborhood

what the signs do in the summer

Aries: sins
Taurus: netflix and sleep
Gemini: hangs with friends
Cancer: lives at the pool
Leo: parties
Virgo: whines about how hot it is
Libra: has summer flings
Scorpio: who tf knows. they never go outside
Sagittarius: travels
Capricorn: watches anime
Aquarius: tumblr
Pisces: turns into a fish

littleqna:

Screaming Internally: Capricorn, Taurus, Pisces, Libra

Screaming Externally: Aries, Leo, Cancer, Scorpio

Screaming Eternally: Virgo, Gemini, Aquarius, Sagittarius