sincerite29:

Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Aries: a bottle of vodka
Taurus: a sugar daddy
Gemini: some dick tbh
Cancer: fuckboy repellent
Leo: to go on a shopping spree
Virgo: a blunt
Libra: a puppy or kitty
Scorpio: to drop out of school and become a stripper
Sagittarius: two bottles of vodka
Capricorn: their school to burn down
Aquarius: to get their life together tbh
Pisces: better friends

Literally no patience. Threatens to cut your throat every 0.5 seconds, then proceeds to cry: Aries, Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio

Stares into the abyss. Laughs at everything. Questions life itself and can’t focus on anything: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

Aries: Chaotic Arsonist
Taurus: Neutral Rock
Gemini: Chaotic Mitochondria
Cancer: Lawful Emo
Leo: Neutral Dead
Virgo: True Cat
Libra: Lawful Asshole
Scorpio: Neutral Punk
Sagittarius: Chaotic Grim Reaper
Capricorn: Lawful Spawn of the Devil
Aquarius: Neutral Nerd
Pisces: Chaotic Crying