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gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

July 30, 2018December 10, 2018Leave a comment

space-is-out-there:

zebcuson:

cool-ghoul:

raiseyourweapon:

uncle-billy-offical:

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

This show hurts my brain

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

THREE THINGS

1) ALBERTA AIN’T ON NO COAST! WE’RE ON THE PRAIRIES WITH THE BEAUTIFUL ROCKIES!

2) THEY AIN’T ALBERTAN! WE DON’T HAVE FRONT LICENSE PLATES

3) ALBERTA BEEF IS DAMN FINE HOWEVER IT IS PREPARED BECAUSE YOU GOTTA TREAT IT RIGHT FOR THE TYPE OF MEAL YOU WANT. YOU WANT A GOOD OL’ BBQ YOU GRILL IT! YOU WANT IT WITH WINE AND SALAD? YOU DO WHAT GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAYS!

December 7, 2015Leave a comment

ganonfucker:

this is a garbage site but i have cute mutuals

the two rules of writing fanfic:

November 22, 2015Leave a comment

polyamoryavengers:

1) oops, my 200 word drabble turned into a 8 chapter disaster

2) oops, my planned 8 chapters is stuck at 200 words

November 11, 2015Leave a comment

actualhawke:

i relate to purple hawke because not only do i have cool hair and inappropriate sarcastic timing but i also use humor to cope with the fact i’m apparently socially inept, incapable of doing anything right, and that i’m not a dragon.

what the signs are always a slut for

August 3, 2015Leave a comment

Aries: milk
Taurus: sweatpants
Gemini: D E A T H A N D D E S T R U C T I O N
Cancer: relentless giggling
Leo: math
Virgo: curly fries
Libra: aesthetic
Scorpio: Bob Ross
Sagittarius: rare pepes
Capricorn: bread
Aquarius: bees
Pisces: fish. just fish.

bad parts of the signs

July 19, 2015Leave a comment

aries: holds grudges like no tomorrow
taurus: helps literally everyone but wont let others help them
gemini: tries to help people but honestly hurts them more than helping
cancer: is either super apathetic or empathetic and that can really get to them
leo: can let their need for validation affect their lives in a very bad way
virgo: is constantly bottling up their emotions because they dont want to burden others
libra: has a hard time keeping up with communications and easily looses friends because of this
scorpio: extremely reckless and will do anything to prove themselves
sagittarius: never starts conversations and then gets upset that people dont talk to them
capricorn: absolutely never says whats on their minds and will lie to avoid fights
aquarius: super passive aggressive and has no filter on what they say
pisces : can never take things seriously on the outside but is always stressed out on the inside